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Rich as a Horst

Doing something which is relatively unproductive, underachieving, while taking advantage of assistance designed for the legitimately needy. Synonym for free rider.
Bob quit his high paying Wall Street job to sit on his ass all day and make Terra Cotta pots. Now he qualifies for free health insurance. That guy is Rich as a Horst.
by Big Wheel November 4, 2013
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it won`t hurt a bit...

the terrible lie associating with means of immense pain and agonizing, torturous procedures that doctors, surgeons, nurses, dentists, etc. tell you just to shut you up before they do something you`ll never forgive them for.
ie. "Now, this won`t hurt a bit..."

"LIAR!!"

'It won`t hurt a bit...' my ass.
by riceball-san December 31, 2011
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Hurt a Vsco Day

Claire- AND I OOP
You- Hey Claire, it's November 13th, Hurt a vsco day...
Claire- SKSKSKSK NOO AND I OOP
by pp ding dong October 27, 2019
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Hurt a jew, we sue you

Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.
Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡

Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."
by Hym Iam May 7, 2024
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hurtin for a squirtin

someone who would like to have sex. someone who is horny.
" yo, dat bitch said she wuz hurtin for a squirtin"
by kdizog August 16, 2006
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hurtin' for a squirtin

female in desperate need of an orgasm.
yo did you see the way she was dancing? Man that girl was hurtin' for a squirtin'
by mofongo48906 December 23, 2007
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Hurt like a motherfucker

When you get hurt so bad that the pain is equal to someone fucking your mother, usually used in past tense.
Guy 1:I got hit by a truck and broke my legs and right arm when I was young

Guy 2: Dam, that must have hurt like a motherfucker
by Irregulator July 5, 2011
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