Murder a Brown Snake

to take a dump. the brown snake is of course metaphorical of feces due to their similar shapes.

excuse me gentlemen, I need to go murder a brown snake.

by veh-jay-jay February 16, 2009

Waving a brown friend off to sea

Descriptive of having a poo, to give a toilet birth

John - "Where the hell have you been, the hookers were getting bored!"

Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

Knit a Brown Scarf

To make #2. To take a shit. To make doody. To take a dump. Can be used interchangeably with take a Shatner.

"oh girrl! Hold my place in line! I have to go knit a brown scarf right now!"

by Janky J. September 12, 2008

Poop in a brown

Something to say to break a silence at any point in time.

*awkward silence*
"Poop in a brown"

by oofer doofer January 14, 2021

having a brown

Having a poo, squeezing one out.

We all enjoy it.

I'm having a brown, can I call you back?

by FreyOlly January 20, 2007

Playing a Brown Note

1. Another term for doing a fart

2. An expansion on the definition of a mythical noise that induces instantaneous bowel evacuation

Sniff, sniff.... "Did you just play a brown note? Oh yuck"

or

What are you doing honey?

Aww nothin....Playing a brown note

by ruby_wednesday April 19, 2010

Does a brown bear shit in the woods?

a more vulgar way to say "Does a chicken have lips?". A sarcastic way to answer a question with a question. You could say "Does a brown bear crap in the woods?" instead. Either way, the other person is supposed to say "yes".

Ricky: Was that Economics 200 exam difficult?

George: Does a brown bear shit in the woods?

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008