9-volt click

While performing cunilingus you dab a 9-volt battery on the clitoris as the woman is having an orgasm.

Yo, Jimmy joined the 9-volt click last night, and he said his woman went wild while doing it.

by Digitalcandy October 31, 2008

9-volt Shocker

The act of using a 9 volt battery sparingly during oral sex on a woman. As to illicit same results of placing on tongue. Preferably a used battery from a smoke alarm or clock to avoid injury, also avoid continuous contact and utilize dot-dot-dash method. (I.e. da-da-da-da-da-dah-da-da, nickelodeon).

I did the 9-volt shocker on her last night and she liked it until she found out what it was and slapped the crap out of me.

by Big Jim 624 September 14, 2007

9 volt battery

1 A power source.

2 A simile for your girlfriend's brown eye.

Your girlfriend's ring-piece is like a 9 volt battery. You spend too long looking at it and you're going to want to stick your tongue on it.

by RoryGalway February 12, 2010

9 volt test

The "tongue to object" manuever used when checking a 9 volt battery with your tongue.

Going down on a girl for the first time? Use the 9 volt test

Mike: I took that rolly-polly lookin chick home from the bar last night.
Joe: Oh yeah? How'd that go?
Mike: She kept doin the pelvic tilt head push tryin to get me to eat it.
Joe: Did you?
Mike: I wasn't sure if I should or not, so I gave her the 9 volt test.. I had the same reaction you get with a battery.
Joe: Gross

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by tonyrums December 9, 2009

9 volting

licking of the anus

the feeling you receive when licking a 9 volt battery is the same the kinda tingling feeling you get when licking the anus, hence the term '9 volting'.

by wild animal July 26, 2010

9 Volt Battery

While licking an asshole the recitient issues a small fart resembling the tingle you get from a 9v battery

i started licking this chick's asshole and she gave me the 9 Volt Battery! WTF!!!

by Lucky Lucifer August 22, 2011

9-volt reach around

What happens when a guy gets tazered too close to the nuts.

"Did you hear about Jimmy? He got into a fight at the casino, guard accidentally gave him a 9-volt reach around."

by Tirulian November 6, 2009