September 8th

September 8th is national be gay day without being gay ( but for girls ). Wanna kiss your best friend? Go for it! (remember consent) Wanna do more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Anyway just be gay (also if your were born on this day and your a girl your probably gay or bi.

Girl one- “ Hey Steph!”
Girl two- “ Kiss me Emily”
Girl one- “WTF NO”
Girl two- “But it’s september 8th”
Girl one- “Oh ok sure”
*they start kissing in front of their respective boyfriends*
Boyfriend 1- * stunned
Boyfriend 2- oh it’s ok, our day for this is october 20th don’t feel left out
Boyfriend 1- “ OH THANK GOD”

by APlasticBagFloatingThruTheWind October 20, 2019

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September 8th 2009

This day is the day hot bitch was born, if you were born September 8th you get many hoes and is easily liked by everyone, anyone that crosses you should probably start begging for kindness before it's too late

person 1: we're you born September 8th 2009 ?

Person 2 : yea why...?

Person 1 : omg your literally hot

Person 2: oh thanks

Person 3 : OMG YOU ARE SO PRETTY I LOVE YOUR HAIR

Person 2 : omg thanks so is yours
Person 4: hey I'm really sorry about us arguing could we try again

Person 2 : what... No never again

by Jacksonbootytickler June 29, 2022

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September 8th 2022

September 8th 2022

National Day of making jokes about Queen Elizabeth II

(Boy) "Hey have you heard what happened on September 8th 2022?"

"There is no Easter Bunny, or Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England" - Hal from Maga mind.

by Satorix September 8, 2022

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