May 4

If you were born on this day you are the dumbest crackhead out of your friend group

Wow your birthday is on May 4 that explains why your a crackhead

by Don’t doubt me November 01, 2019

May 4

On this day a fucking badass was born. They're the funniest fuckers ever, be grateful if you know someone born on this day.

bob: wow he's so cool
tom: yeah, he was born on may 4

by trashthetrashmouth October 24, 2019

May 4

National eat booty day. We already know there’s this day, but if you and your mans are feeling lucky, have a 2nd day.

Man 1: Aye how was your May 4
Man 2: Aw dude it was amazing. I ate the whole ass
Man 1: Good job dude
May 2: Thanks Bro

by Heinz_Ketchup April 28, 2018

May 4

Today is the day to make your girlfriend happy by buying her chocolate and flowers. ♡

gf: Why did you buy me flowers and chocolate?
bf: It's May 4 .

by Xy_love May 03, 2021

May 4

National fuck Sebastian day

(To your friend Sebastian) : Yo guess what

(Friend): What
You: imma fuck you in your ass today, cuz today is May 4

by April 33 April 28, 2019

May 4

May 4 is slap a stranger in the face and if they hit back they are gay/lesbian.

Person 1: *slaps*
Person 2: What was that for?! *slaps Person 1*
Person 1: It’s May 4 you hit me back so ur gay/lesbian!
Person 2: ... crap

by Oof_hi December 09, 2019

May 4

This persons born on May 4 is the prettiest, funniest, sexiest, moist amazing person you will ever meet. She is most likely short and has a smile that lights up your world. When she laughs it is contagious that you start to laugh with her. If you know someone that was born on May 4th you should never lose her because she will make you the most happiest you have ever been.

P1: I just met the missy amazing person
P2: cool she must have been born on May 4

by Truespeaks06090 November 25, 2021