October 27th

National eat booty day

Not only is october 27th my birthday but its national eat booty day as well

by Unknownwhoreofthenorth October 17, 2019

October 27th

October 27th is National Cutie Day where you tell someone they’re adorable

“Hey guess what day it is!”
“The day Ivan the 3rd of Russia died”
“No silly, it’s October 27th, Cutie day!”
“Are you high again”

by iwanttopuntrigby October 27, 2019

October 27th

The best day to be home alone and do nothing with yourself or cry yourself to sleep.

person: Isn't october 27th a wonderful day?.
No one:
Person:*cries*I'm so lonely...

by SansySansPansy October 27, 2019

October 27th

October 27th is shower fai with the love she deserves day. like every day of the year should be that, but I figured an official day might be great too x

oh it’s October 27th? it’s national shower fai with love day, so drop everything you’re doing and go do that NOW.

by fai fan October 16, 2020

October 27th

National attention day #attention

On October 27th you have to give your most attention seeking friend attention

by hellobeaches123456 October 14, 2019

October 27th

National uninstall fortnite day and play minecraft

Oh its october 27th i should play minecraft and uninstall fortnite

by JOE MAMA 420 October 26, 2019

October 27th

National Plumpkin day. On October 27th everyone is encouraged to fatten up their significant others so that they are large and plump ready for late October harvesting.
Should it be someone’s birthday on October 27th then they shall be blessed to judge the town’s prize plumpkins, poking everyone’s fat bellies and measuring their gains.

Have you put on seasonal spooky weight? Of course you have it’s October 27th afterall!

by SassySteve October 17, 2019