May 22nd

National suck a guy’s dick day

May 22nd: one of the few days, that a girl has to suck a guy’s dick if he says so.

Guy: Hey it’s May 22nd
Girl: oh yeah sorry
Guy: no worries
Girl: *sucks*

by GGBRODEAD May 21, 2023

May 22nd

May 22nd was the day that the Republic of Ireland became the first nation in the world to legalize same-sex marriage

Oh, it’s may 22nd!
Does that mean that it’s the same sex marriage day?
YES! It does.

by Nickgruurfe November 2, 2019

22nd Of May

Give your bf/gf a hickey day

Yo it’s 22nd of may
Damn bro looks like I’m getting a hickey

by Matt Mckilroy May 21, 2022

May 22nd

May 22nd is slap specifically. a woman with glasses who was born on december 18th that is named Corrie

Me: hey Corrie, whens your birthday?
C: december 18th... why?
Me: *checks calendar* oh its May 22nd...

C: NONONONO WAIT FU- *gets slapped in the face* heck you.
Me: The day is saved!

by EddieBready December 31, 2021

May 22nd

everybody you know owns you a squishmallow

I love May 22nd

by 3pinkelephants May 5, 2022

May 22nd

Everyone who is absolutely stunning is born on May 22nd and they deserve the world , if you meet someone born on this day they are a keeper💖

"I love my girlfriend 💕 and a bonus is she was born on May 22nd!!"

by Rattie<3 January 3, 2023

may 22nd national tit day

On may 22nd is nation pop a tit for engerland day

Hey is may 22nd national tit day *shows tit*
Thanks * screen shots*

by Hhggj May 22, 2023