2 Step

To jet or dip from a problematic situation.

1. Shit boi, I jus' donkey punched that bitch and she ain't movin', man i gotta 2 step the fuck out of this joint.

2. I was well on stayin at his crib and passing the dutchie for a few more hours but some pigs parked up out front so i leapt in my slab and 2 stepped.

3. I was at my bitches crib blud and laid a fucking massive fudge dragon in her shitter, the fucking thing didn't flush so I had to 2 step out like I ent got a clue what went down.

by Alski March 24, 2009

2 step

A rev-limiter used in drag racing for launching your vehicle, also known as a stutter box.

That Camaro just hit the 2 step.

by Nick Lenhardt April 24, 2006

2 step

the act of skipping a step when walking up stairs so that you are taking 2 steps at a time

TL: Yo check this,

Soukup: Hmm?

TL: I'm totally 2 stepping these stairs.

by T Nigz December 16, 2008

2 STEP

Acronym for "Too Sad To Even Process". Typically used in text messages, but is also acceptable in everyday conversation.

Carly: My poor little chihuahua had to go to the vet because some loser from school was stalking me and he stepped on her in my back yard!
Regina: Oh my gosh! 2 STEP!

by CoconutMuffin June 22, 2011

2 step

another name for a vagina.

Christine showed everyone her 2 step.

by d to da r October 1, 2007

2 step

its when you put it in her ass and then her pussy. then you go back and forth between both holes.

a: i went dancing last night.

b: what did you do?

a: the 2 step with a chick

by b of pb October 3, 2008

Tuscaloosa 2-Step

You are in the act of having sex with your wife in a hotel room and just before you blow your nut. You pull out and take two steps over to the next bed and give your sister the money shot.

Last night after Alabama won the game I stubbed my toe doing the Tuscaloosa 2-step.

by Ben Assfukd? February 16, 2021