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Rule 169

If it exists, there is a horror story or creepypasta made of it.
Alex: I love butterflies! ^-^

Vy: Geez I guess you haven't seen the Attack of the Eye Eating Butterflies yet...

Alex: Wtf that's a thing?!

Vy: Rule 169 dude...
Rule 169 by Vy8 September 7, 2019
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An SCP that is a part of the, you guessed it, SCP Universe.
Object class: Keter
SCP-169 Us a big ass snake monster thing hundreds of thousands of kilometers long. Therefore it is obviously unable to be contained.

Useless facts: Using Measurements from a blue whale, SCP-169 is 250,000 times the length of said blue whales. The average size of a blue whales' dick is 3 meters. 3 meters × 250,000 is 750km. That's is ONE BIG DICK. The volume of the nut that a blue whale splurges is 400 gallons. 400 × 250,000 is 100 million. This thing splurges the volume of 151 Olympic Swimming pools. Huh.
Because of its size, SCP-169 cannot and almost certainly will never be contained—no structure on Earth is large enough or strong enough to contain SCP-169. The location of SCP-169 is not precisely known, but imaging satellites and analyses of eccentricities in the Earth's orbit suggest SCP-169 is located in the southern Atlantic Ocean, possibly stretching around the tip of South America.
SCP-169 by One whom Yotes February 8, 2019

number 169 

The number you should call when you have problems with sex.
Example: You want to bang a really horny chick , but you can't handle her.
Then you call 1-6-9.
The afro-american guy named Bobby will answer with whattzzzz uppp.
You tell him :" ey bobby, come on, fuck"

He will come to you in an instant and fuck your girl.
After some time you will get her back and you can finish her!
Guy A"ey bobby come on, fuck"
Bobby:" ok" *fucks her*
Guy A:" ohhh all right, now I am really stoned , I can finish her now!"

Bobby loves Anal.
number 169 by Bari April 9, 2005

Random 169 

A video series on Youtube with a very slim storyline but a lot of randomness. The slim storyline is that in the year 169X, a mad scientist hacked into Nintendo's new gaming system and sucked the world into one big video game. The rest of the story is pretty much random ideas pulled out of the blue. An elete team (who are also known as TWD) use these random ideas to attempt to save the world.
"Have you seen the new video of Random 169?"
Random 169 by Zakk Kang June 23, 2009

kittenlove_169 

A silly little goofy gal! Who lovee roblox! Kittenlove_169 may be gay but that’s ok! We all have a little gayness somewhere tee hee!
“Do you want to play roblox?”
“Yeah add me I’m kittenlove_169”
kittenlove_169 by Wonderfatboi September 9, 2021

169th Base 

To have sexual intercourse with a monkey (any type of monkey) while having Cheese inserted into your arse.
Guy 1 : Hey, i got to 169th base last night.

Guy 2 : Remember the cheese?

Guy 3 : Hell yeah, i used Bree.
169th Base by IcyDeigh March 25, 2010