1-800 prophecy

(n.) a correct prediction when one's phone rings that it is a telemarketer calling.

A 1-800 prophecy is often celebrated by briefly answering the call to insult the telemarketer.

We toasted to Cameron's 1-800 prophecy at dinner.

by nolandc September 2, 2019

1-800 eieio

Phone number defining a hayseed jackass

1-800 eieio mother fucker

by Kjar April 10, 2011

1-800-TACOSEX

A 1-800 number that is always busy...

I Called 1-800-TACOSEX and it was busy.

by trumpetenthusiastextrodinaire October 4, 2005

1-800-BWNAGE

1. A number that is dialed up when someone has entered the zone. (bwnage is another word for owned or pwned)

2. Also used as an expression to display your thorough domination

1. Guy: Aw yea 10 kill streak dial it up dude. 1-800-BWNAGE!

2. Man, 1-800-BWNAGE! That's six 3-pointers in a row!

by Neilous3535 February 15, 2009

1-800 collect

to collect phone numbers from women.

Lets play 1-800 collect 2nite.

by K-Ville Playa080808 May 13, 2005

call 1-800

A phrase that someone tells you when you need to get a pet bird. It can be also used in a commercial selling a product, or an advice line. Such as the suicide hotline, and it’s commercials about how you need to call the number if you have suicidal thoughts.

Call 1-800-burdens so you can get a better life.

by Pjudge October 26, 2022

1-800-273-8255

The suicide hotline number. That is all.

Ever feel down, just call the suicide hotline at 1-800-273-8255.

by Ilene Ulik November 11, 2011