ion

Ion is a texting way of saying i dont know, but it makes you sound like an idiot

Shawn: Hey Sean, have you seen my green hat? i think i left it at school
Sean: Sorry m, havent seen it. dont you have alot of green hats?
Shawn: ion know 🤷🏻 ♀️

by peachythicc October 20, 2018

Ion

It is what idiots use to replace I don't know,but little did the know it is a particle that is a atom or molecule a net positive or negative electrical charge.

"Ion know John." Says the Slang User
"You are an idiot." Says the Intellectual

by dankboiii June 10, 2016

ion

An atom or molecule with an unequal number of protons and electrons, yielding a charge.

When salt is added to water it dissolves by breaking into it's conjugate ions.

by devmodesquad January 15, 2008

Ion

A way of saying "I don't."

Emily: Why are you spreading lies about me?
Veronica: Ion lie

by avaq January 9, 2019

ion

the dumbest shit since since the fucking cringe of Logan Paul

p1; ion what to do

p2; i known what u should do?
p1; what?
p2; kill yourself for being so fucking dumb

by DADDY BABY MAMA June 6, 2018

Ion

It is used for idiots who don’t know how to spell “I don’t”

Ion know about you but I’m feelin 22

by Frankie geee October 27, 2019

ion

Ion; the Internation Order of Ninjas.
The Internation Order of Ninjas is a non-profit organization dedicated to the betterment of ninjas world wide. They aid in the exploration of the "Theorial Plain" in which all ninjas must abide in order to gain the skills necesary for the physical, mental, and most importantly, spiritual control that one must have to live as a ninja.

No, I do not belong to the federation of killacon, but rather to the ION.

by UberChoob May 30, 2006