status

the ranking of how well you interact and flirt with girls.

my best friend's status jumped last night after the fun he had.

by John Hartley September 2, 2007

status

of the utmost regardlessness

Status.

by Cheif September 29, 2003

Statue

1. A three-dimensional form or likeness sculpted, modeled, carved, or cast in material such as stone, clay, wood, or bronze.

2. A person with an exceptionally strong and "chiseled" appearance.

3. Someone of unusual stubbornness; a person unyielding despite immense physical and/or mental pain; a stoic.

"Dude, look, an eagle!"
"No, dude, that's a statue."

"That dude's a frigging statue!"
"I know, right? Check out that six-pack."

"HOLY #$%*, did I just run you over with my Tahoe?!"
"Ummm... I believe so."

by Wazakra April 21, 2010

status that

When you see or do something that makes you want to run and update your facebook status and let all your friends know. Also can be used as "stat that"

I finally got that job I've been waiting on! I gotta status that!

by Ry-G. January 5, 2010

Status

A word that you use after another word to describe someone.

Bnay: "OMG.. look at that guy.."
Binny: "I know.. total nigg status right there.."

by you would January 14, 2007

no status

n.; the state of someone who is not sweet; someone who does not possess bro status or G status.

Guy #1: "I'm gonna do homework instead of hitting up the party."
Guy #2: "Dude...no status."

by Col. Hans Landa September 28, 2011

statued

Statued - being so stoned/high you cannot move, like a statue.

1. Tommy just hit the bong and got statued.
2. "Bro I smoked so much I can't move, I'm statued dude."

by LocalDopePeddler August 31, 2014