green lantern 

The neo-urbanite hipster code-word for marijuana.

"Dude, i just scored an eighth of green lantern!"

green lantern by dinkytown999biotch August 6, 2007

green lantern 

Originally published by National comics, as a stroy about a man, alan scott, granted powers by, literally, a Green Lantern. During the silver age of comics, National (now DC) reintroduced the character, this time an inter gallactic law inforcer named Hal Jordan. Since that time the role of green lantern has been filled by John Stewart, Guy Gardner, and most recently, Kyle Rayner. The original, Alan Scott, resides on DC's Earth2, and now goes by Sentinel. Hal Jordan died after becoming obssed with power (nd becoming the being Paralax) but was resurected as The Spectre. He has since given up that identity. Kyle Rayner acts as Earths green lantern, and Guy Gardner and John Stewart continue to act as superheros within the Green Lantern Corps.

The Green lantern has the potntial of being the most powerful thing in the universe, so why is Kyle Rayner such a pussy?

green lantern by Salcker Apathy April 3, 2005

green lantern 

When you mix mountain dew with jack daniels thus producing a green beverage

Dude I'm getting so buzzed off this green lantern

green lantern by someone_already_took_my_name September 22, 2010

green lantern 

When a girl is sucking your cock and she gags causing boogers to come out of her nose you lick them off her face and spit it on her tits.

Tj and Robert totally gave Bes a Green Lantern last night!

green lantern by Cardiac kid July 18, 2016

Green Lantern 

The act of covering your partner during sexual intercourse in snot instead of lubricant.

Brad Pitt " Ah dude i was just with Angelina and I realized i had no lube so I...."
Matt "So you did a green lantern?"

Green Lantern by etones123 May 7, 2011

Green Lantern 

When you take a beer enema and then shoot it into a girls mouth.

Tera: Can you give me a Green Lantern.
Captain Scarn: I would love to.

Green Lantern by Followers of Mookie March 2, 2014

Green Lantern 

1.That random kid in your dorm who claims to have done ridiculously impossible super hero esque things in order to impress a girl.
2.He is the creepy little green super hero who no one really wants around.

Green Lantern: There was this one time where a guy pulled a gun on me when i was on the job as an EMT. NO JOKE!
Girl: Really?
Green Lantern: He shot at me and i dodged the bullet; Then i was able to restrain him with my awesome strength and stabilize all the bus accident victims until the ambulance came.
Bystander: The green lantern strikes again!

Green Lantern by Derek shooster November 29, 2007