A genie is thought by many (probably due to films they've seen) to be a man who appears to grant three wishes if the lamp he lives in is rubbed. In fact, according to mythology, a genie is a mischievous spirit who has been imprisoned in some object or other (it needn't automatically be a lamp).
Genie-related humour.
Police find a warehouse filled with stolen property, including a lot of lanterns.
Inspector: Well, well. It's Aladdin's cave.
Constable: How very witty, sir. (thinks:don't give up your police job just yet).
Police find a warehouse filled with stolen property, including a lot of lanterns.
Inspector: Well, well. It's Aladdin's cave.
Constable: How very witty, sir. (thinks:don't give up your police job just yet).
by Stormsworder December 01, 2006
(Masculin) fatty lump in the lowest abdominal region of a man. Blending the "gut" and "penis'. ou always wonder how they pee.
by Anonymous February 13, 2002
When you succumb to an explosive form of diarrhea on the toilet. The force of which causes you to levitate like a genie above the toilet.
by Genie Lover July 24, 2012
by Anonymous July 01, 2003
Male equivalent of the gunt -taken from the words gut and cunt. The Genis, however, uses gut + penis to create genis.
The Genis occurs on obese/overweight men where their lower abdomen, below their belly button to the top of the penis, has an unusually large and disproportionate amount of fat gathering.
This does not occur on all obese/overweight men, only those with a disproportionate amount of their abdomen fat, below their belt line.. Most obese/overweight men do not have a genis visible through their clothing but the rest, which is a small percentage, have genises.
The Genis occurs on obese/overweight men where their lower abdomen, below their belly button to the top of the penis, has an unusually large and disproportionate amount of fat gathering.
This does not occur on all obese/overweight men, only those with a disproportionate amount of their abdomen fat, below their belt line.. Most obese/overweight men do not have a genis visible through their clothing but the rest, which is a small percentage, have genises.
I bet John couldnt see his penis because of his massive genis.
lets play 'spot the genis/gunt'...there is one on that mexican guy!
lets play 'spot the genis/gunt'...there is one on that mexican guy!
by BPerry January 25, 2007
by TaeminMaknae July 20, 2011
by the lanatic January 23, 2009