i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself

friend: hey how are you?

me:oh well .. i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

by XxGlitch_TwinxX October 25, 2020

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If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle

A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.

Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?

by Action_kamen November 5, 2010

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i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.

John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!

by I am cursed April 16, 2021

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F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m

Fuck
Me
Until
I
Cum
On
Your
Dick
Then
Smash
My
Cunt
In
Multiple

Mounds

Jenny asked her new freaky boyfriend to F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m

by Shaminah April 18, 2021

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It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d Duel

Yu-gi-Ohs catch prase right before he duels, because he is mentally retarted.

Me- Yu-Gi-Oh you have been bugging me all night

Yu-Gi-Oh- A-a-a-all r-r-r-right It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d Duel

Me- Pikuchu fuck up that nigger

by Neil Awsomense January 11, 2009