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The Gare 

Hooking up with the woman (vagina) from behind, a cascade of events:

The woman starts cumming
The man is driven crazy by this, so he pulls out
And then he puts the tip of his cock in the woman’s lubed ass
And he cums hard
Which then makes the woman uncontrollably squirt.

Dope.
He gave her 5 types of orgasms in one by giving her the Gare (“station” in French, for example “Gare du Nord”).
The Gare by GoldenGuru November 20, 2023

The Gare 

Hooking up with the woman (vagina) from behind, a cascade of events:

The woman starts cumming
The man is driven crazy by this, so he pulls out
And then he puts the tip of his cock in the woman’s lubed ass
And he cums hard
Which then makes the woman uncontrollably squirt.

Dope.
He gave her 5 types of orgasms in one by giving her the Gare (“station” in French, for example “Gare du Nord”).
The Gare by GoldenGuru November 20, 2023

Glaze the glasses 

A game you play with your lady. She must wear a pair of glasses while giving head. You win this game by cumming on her glasses
Kristen and I decided to play a game of glaze the glasses. I went and came first. I was the winner! Now she sees the world in a new milky white way.

Glaze the ham 

The act of having sexual intercourse doggy style and pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating on her arse the spanking her while exclaiming "Baby i just glazed your ham!"
Yeah man last night the girl didnt expect me to glaze the ham but she loved it.
Glaze the ham by Alexisstupid June 19, 2011

glaze the lantern 

An activity in which mostly gay men participate, in which a man busts a nutt on another mans penis.
“Hey fellow homosexual. Do you want to come to my place and glaze the lantern?’

Hell yeah! I love nutting on other dudes cocks.”
glaze the lantern by notagay_420 December 4, 2018

Glaze the Salmon 

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.
Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.