The Shading Handjob Correlation

If you are good at shading in drawings the you are good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. If you're a really good shader, then you're really good at giving handjobs.

jameson: I know that kelly would give amazing handjobs because she is amazing at shading her drawings. This is because of the shading handjob correlation.

by Jameson Patrick December 9, 2008

Perv Shading

The act of observing a member of the opposite sex (or same sex depending on your preference) via a pair of highly reflective shades so as to hide ones intentions.

Joe was perv shading with his aviators that he found at the festival.

by JoeGaudet August 29, 2008

Friend-shading

The act of shading or talking badly about a close friend, to someone else. Most probably because they're acting stupid.

"Not to be friend-shading, but Lilly was a total bitch yesterday."

by yourunclesdeadcat June 13, 2018

shading

When a person is good at moving in shadows or without being noticed.

Oh shit, where he come from? That nigga shading...

by krispychickun May 20, 2015

Shading

To avoid obligations by hiding.
To leave without permission.
To leave work early.

To avoid undesirable work.
Some one who is lazy often refered to as a shade or shader.

its sunny out but i found a whole lotta shading with you guys

by treebeardthemighty August 23, 2011

dry shading

Subliminally expressing dislike, discomfort, & or disappointment towards a person or an issue while concealing the true intent of the expression

(I.e.) "I don't know why she would wear something like that, I'm not "dry shading" but I wouldn't be caught dead in that; but it looks good on her though".

by Pas. Art216 January 28, 2020

shading

wearing sunglasses indoors

"Why is he shading? Does he think he's Jack Nicholson?"

by klert October 3, 2015