Speed bump 

One who is always slowing down those around him/her because they are slow themselves.

I hate working with Tom. It takes forever to get anything dne because he is such a speed bump

Speed bump by jimmyeatdorrito December 30, 2007

Speed bump 

What the person in the passenger seat tells you that you just drove over but you both know it’s a body

You: shoot what was that we drove over

Passenger :it’s just a speed bump
You: but theirs no speed bumps on my driveway
Passenger: it’s ..... ok....

Speed bump by Missmoomoomoo July 7, 2019

speed bump 

An interference during sexual intercourse

"I was having sex and my mom came in then left quickly"
"OOOO,speed bump"
"Yeah"

speed bump by Adam Q. September 22, 2005

Speed Bump 

You're hitting on the real knockout of a babe in a bar, and as always there this one person (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.

I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or not too cute chick with her (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.

Speed Bump by Not so Special K November 5, 2006

Speed Bump 

It's used when your into a girl or a boy and you find out she or him has a boyfriend or Girlfriend . it's just a speed bump the boy friend or girl friend between you and that person.

Jon: that girl there is pretty hot.
Shane: Ya man but she has a boyfriend
Jon: No worries man that's just a speed bump.

Speed Bump by Avik86 January 27, 2011

Speed Bump 

When your significant other (typically female) inserts the entirety of her (or his) fist in your booty hole in quick, successive "bumps."

The frustration and anxiety typically associated with traffic speed bumps is included, especially if one has an impending bowel movement.

Santorum optional.

"After that speed bump, my ass really started to hurt."

"That queer really left a reservoir of Santorum in my ass after that speed bump."

Speed Bump by How Strange, Innocence November 6, 2011

speed bump 

What surfers refer to as someone in the water on a body board or boogie board. AKA sponger.

"That stupid speed bump dropped in on my wave!"

speed bump by soulovely April 1, 2010