Speed Bump

A kayak in the Puget Sound.

Watch out for the speed bumps ahead, you don't want to tip their boat and water log their granola.

by Crowsnest July 29, 2011

speed bump

1. A person who is not recognized by their significant other, a person who is a distraction in a relationship

2. A one nightstand, what you call the person you had a fling with.

3. A fat ass

1. He was a speed bump that I already forgot

2. She meant nothing to me, she was just a speed bump.

3. Bre, did you see the speed bump on dat honey

by Tip-drill February 27, 2008

speed bumps

speed bumps: Marbles and/or other objects being place inside the skin of the penis to increase the intensity of female's orgasm.. believed to have come from Fiji..

speed bumps - cut a small opening in your shaft just below you penis head on the bottom of your penis.. insert marbles or other objects inside then sew it shut.

by SlavesOnDope_aka_Joe December 28, 2005

Speed bump

One who is always slowing down those around him/her because they are slow themselves.

I hate working with Tom. It takes forever to get anything dne because he is such a speed bump

by jimmyeatdorrito December 30, 2007

Speed bump

What the person in the passenger seat tells you that you just drove over but you both know it’s a body

You: shoot what was that we drove over

Passenger :it’s just a speed bump
You: but theirs no speed bumps on my driveway
Passenger: it’s ..... ok....

by Missmoomoomoo July 7, 2019

speed bump

An interference during sexual intercourse

"I was having sex and my mom came in then left quickly"
"OOOO,speed bump"
"Yeah"

by Adam Q. September 22, 2005

Speed Bump

You're hitting on the real knockout of a babe in a bar, and as always there this one person (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.

I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or not too cute chick with her (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.

by Not so Special K November 5, 2006