R Kelly equation

An if/then equation made famous by R Kelly in the remix of Make it Rain. The equation is as follows:

If you order one bottle, then you fuck with one model
Order more bottles, then you got more models

Using the Transitive property of equality, and if bottles are A, and models are B, the equation can be simplified to:

If A=1, then B=1 and if A>1, then B>1

Using the R Kelly equation last night was the best decision of my life!

by tazo5 January 23, 2011

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r kelly

1. The act of having sex with a minor
2. Someone who has sex with a minor

1. "Man shes only 12 years old! He pulled an R Kelly!"
2. "She was 12? He's such an R Kelly!"

by Rukas February 4, 2003

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R.Kelly

1. a well known pedophile R&B singer

2. any person that has sexual or loving interest in minors below the legal age of 18

3. a pedophile

4. one suffering fromm pedophilia

That dude right there is tryna pull an R.Kelly talkin to the 11 year-old. The dude's 28.

yo they just got Jason on a R.Kelly charge yesterday.

by Knowledge October 27, 2003

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relly

relative/cousin/homeboy. possibly introduced by Mac Dre, or at least that was the first time I had heard it.

this nigga edgar was cool, soon became my relly, he was more than a celly

from "Morals and Standards" on Al Boo Boo

by raphizzle May 31, 2007

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do an R Kelly

To urinate in an inappropriate place, especially on a person. Also especially applicable to acts of inappropriate urination fueled by 40 ouncers of malt liquor.

"This is bullshit, dude, I'm gonna do an R Kelly on this fool's Lexus."

"I want to do an R Kelly all over Ann Coulter's face. I bet she'd like it. Bunnnnnggg."

by Angst Boy February 17, 2006