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Fresh Frozen 

A slang term for frozen meat defrosting in a pool of water in a Tupperware container in the back room of a "D" list restaurant. This term was coined by chef Pinto of Cafe 36 on an episode of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.
Gordon Ramsay: "What the hell is this?"

Chef Pinto: "We keep it fresh frozen, chef"

Gordon Ramsay: "I can't believe this. It's either Fresh or Frozen, there's not such thing as Fresh Frozen!"
Fresh Frozen by edniece April 14, 2010
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Fresh-bomb 

A Fresh-bomb is when you keep your apartment smelling fresh by taking dumps in other peoples toilets.

It originated at a Soul Festival in Tisno Croatia when a reveller ran out of toilet paper and had to use friends loos until he bought some more then evolved into a game of one upmanship.
Dude, we're out of paper.

No worries bruh, let's fresh-bomb the guys in the next chalet.
Later on: ahhhh... he shoots, he scores.
Fresh-bomb by Applied Logic July 27, 2017

Fresh off the blaze 

The 15 minutes after one finishes blazing a blunt/joint, that person is considered fresh off the blaze.
I just put my dutch out in my car and Ill be in the library in 2 minutes fresh off the blaze.

Yo, you trying to grab a slice fresh off the blaze.

I don't know what the teacher said the entire class cause I walked in fresh off the blaze.

Fresh call 

A response for when someone says something funny or really great.
That joke was so funny, fresh call!
Fresh call by Cat Fan October 30, 2016

Wizard-Fresh 

When you're so goddam fresh that it seems there must be some wizardry involved...
"Damn yo, Richard is so fuckin Wizard-Fresh today"
Wizard-Fresh by J.Manstrong December 14, 2014

fresh empire 

FDA run company that fucks with your Yootube videos with advertisements with raps of zero bars nor verses
Dude:1Keep it fresh with fresh empire
Dude 2: fuckoff
fresh empire by Jack_herer June 6, 2017

Fresh wipe 

A coworker who kisses the bosses ass so well that s/he leaves no stain or odor on the bosses behind.
Paul is such a fresh wipe! He can kiss Bobs' ass for hours at a time. (Names created for example purposes only.)
Fresh wipe by Chitown winner September 3, 2013