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National Announce Your COVID Results Day

National Announce Your COVID Results Day is January 3rd. This is a day to announce your COVID results and not gatekeep them like a bitch.
Troll #1: Omg did you guys here that it’s National Announce Your COVID Results day??

Troll #2: Oh yeah, that means that bitch should finally tell us her results.
by armanie69 January 3, 2022
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Watch your linguini!

“Watch your linguini!”
A way of telling someone to watch their language but using shitty comedy to hide the hypocritical fact that you also curse horrendously
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!
Guy 2: Watch your linguini!
Guy 1: What?
by FoxenBoxen March 8, 2022
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your gutties are scrappers

(nothern ireland slang) used to insult someone's footwear.
gutties - refrencing someone's shoes
scrappers - referencing the shittiness of them
man from belfast wearing crosshatch: "say it again go, SAY IT AGAIN"
belfast bouncer: "your gutties are scrappers there i said it again"
man from belfast wearing crosshatch: "ya wee tramp"
by BlitzRain October 28, 2022
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Your mom

The most funny joke you'll ever hear.
Ooga Booga: "Hey what are you doing today?"
Eefy jeffry: "Your mom."
by anonymous October 1, 2021
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Marry your friends oc day

U like your friends oc(original character)?well use this day marry them,June 1st marry your friends oc day
You:I I’m gonna marry your oc

Friend:What no you can’t

You:yes I can it’s marry your friends oc day
by Eggy eggs May 31, 2021
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I'll have your head

A threat basically meaning that the recipient is in very serious trouble if certain conditions are met.
If I find out you're lying to me, then by God, I'll have your head!
by Stupidly Sophisticated December 16, 2020
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froots your loops

Me: Where do you want to go?
Person: idk lets just do whatever froots your loops
by Intense Master April 17, 2017
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