My boyfriend, Thomas Gregory.
by anonymous February 12, 2023
Get the No bitchesmug. A woman who pretends to be nice but deep down hates you. She will cook putato au gratin without even knowing how to spell “potato.” She loves family because they satisfy her need for live drama. She is a recovering addict of drugs, but will she ever go to rehab for her love of drama? Probably not. She’ll throw shade in between puffs of cigarettes, then laugh at her own “jokes.” Her cackling grows more labored the closer she gets to COPD.
Wife: I refuse to go to any more of your family reunions because you won’t stand up for me against that bitch.
Husband: your over-reacting. That’s just her personality. She may say something sarcastic. Just don’t take it personal.
Wife: now your on the bitches side!?
Husband: your over-reacting. That’s just her personality. She may say something sarcastic. Just don’t take it personal.
Wife: now your on the bitches side!?
by Sarcasmgoesbothways July 1, 2019
Get the Bitchmug. by TheLostCapo January 5, 2022
Get the Bitch Purplemug. A person who cries like a bitch when they get pinched and they start crying or they think they are so fucking tough then they would cry so hard if even a 5 year old girl or boy hits them
Tough wannabe: im gonna beat your ass
Me: okay dude
Tough wannabe: don't tell me I warned you
Me: *pinches him*
Tough wannabe: cries like a bitch
Me: what a bitch ass nigga
Me: okay dude
Tough wannabe: don't tell me I warned you
Me: *pinches him*
Tough wannabe: cries like a bitch
Me: what a bitch ass nigga
by YourNeighborhoodDefinater December 2, 2024
Get the Bitch ass niggamug. by Bitching Elias February 22, 2019
Get the Bitchingmug. 
by isthatbktharula May 14, 2022
Get the bitchesmug.