your mom

Your mom is used at a joke (sometimes people say it to tell u like “ur mom is here.”) People make your mom jokes whenever someone asks a question and no one answers, like: “what do we have to work on?” “ur mom.” People find those jokes really funny- but if the person you make the your mom joke on doesn’t have a mom then it’s really awkward. So make sure they have a mom…

“Heather, what does the whiteboard say? I can’t read it.” “your mom” *laughing* “No but seriously what does it say?”

by goose624 October 16, 2021

your mom

The best woman in bed, and I know cause I was in that bed with her.

Your mom was great last night.

by culurful October 16, 2021

your dad

something that doesn't exist

your dad does not exist

by imspeakingfax/true October 16, 2021

Your parental figure

A respectful alternative to "your mom" but for people with parents that are not female or don't go by "mom"

person 1: Your mom
person 2: My birthgiver doesn't want to be called that
person 1: Oh im sorry. Your parental figure 🥰
person 2: 😒

by uneryio October 17, 2021

Keep Your Cane Hand Strong

Keep Your Cane Hand Strong is a movement dedicated to serving the blind and visually impaired community empowering individuals with knowledge as well as the skills necessary to be self-reliant and interdependent.

Charlie told Sammy to Keep Your Cane Hand Strong when he was upset about his blindness.

by The Brassknucklebeauty October 17, 2021

Your Mother

Is obviously the Australopitecus who gave birth to you and is probably fat so thats why everyone makes jokes about her.Wait a second don't you know who your mother is????? (didn't want to upset the fellow orphans researching about their mother true identity,so I suppose "follow your dreams and never give up!"

Nigel: Do you what Your Mother Jokes and your mother have in common
Derek:Idk Bruh.
Nigel:Even though they are old they are still enjoyed by everyone.
Derek:F@#k you,Nigel!

by warboi45 October 18, 2021

Your mom

Hot

Your mom is hot

by Bleached_lemon October 18, 2021