The action you take When your at work but theirs too many other fools running around up in the work space so your only option is to go hide somewhere whilst acting like your on important business.
Bob: " yo everybody else is in there de-slattin, where are you going?"
Executive shit Jim: " Oh Bob! Dont worry, Im going down to the other warehouse to do some executive shit."
Executive shit Jim: " Oh Bob! Dont worry, Im going down to the other warehouse to do some executive shit."
by Mister Warpspeed April 12, 2017
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Shit on my clit she accepted my friend request !
Shit on my clit she accepted my friend request !
by Milf pussay destroyer May 9, 2020
Get the Shit on my clit mug.What just about every corrupt politician is and not even just from one party, nor from just one country.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022
Get the Piece of shit mug.Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.
girl1."omg did you see josh at that party last night?"
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."
by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019
Get the Ape Shit mug.shit-pimp: to 'pimp the shit' or to 'make unbelievably cool' something that your friends said couldn't be fixed or made awesome. Only to be used in circumstances of extreme amazement of the pimping of something that was once shit.
note: following situation is just an example and is not in anyway meant to be offensive or possible.
man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?
man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?
man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*
man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!
man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?
man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?
man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*
man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!
by BILL1ARDman500 October 16, 2008
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When one sends a fat shit and has a hairy butt, causing the excrement particles to become stuck in the hair. If not throughly wiped, in can cause the butt flaps to become stuck together. Can be a somewhat painful ordeal.
Damn bro my butt hurts...
Why what happened?
I got shit tasseled...
Wow bro you've got to wipe better!
Why what happened?
I got shit tasseled...
Wow bro you've got to wipe better!
by KingDaddyWhack June 4, 2018
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