Shit and Lamb

The Australian version of Instagram, where you only get bot pages, porn advertisements and animals being mauled to death.

Canadian Guy: "Looks like Instagram is recommending my new band's page to people, nice."
Australian Guy: "Really? All I get are bot promotions and animals being mauled to death."
Canadian Guy: "That's the thing, I'm on Instagram, you're on Shit and Lamb."

by The Moist Critic February 10, 2023

left pocket dog shit

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.

"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man

by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024

Titanic Shit

When you take a fat shit and leave it in the toilet bowl to ferment. It's impossible to flush and has to be pulled out with hands. It has to be at least 2 inches wide and 8 inches long to classify as a titanic shit.

"Did you see that titanic shit I took in the school bathroom earlier?"

by worldrecordbigwshit July 30, 2023

Battle Shits

When two friends are in toilet cubical next to each other, when the shit hits the toliet water the one which makes the loudest splash wins

"Hey dan, wanna go play battle shits?"

by Floyd'sWords March 30, 2015

shit nugget

a word that describes something that is shit and looks like a nugget...

BILLY! you are a TOTAL SHIT NUGGET!...

by TVhead July 18, 2018

the shitting effect

a mental phenomenon that occurs after somebody takes a shit. following the shit, the person forgets important tasks they were planning to complete before the shit.

I hate the shitting effect -- it's why I got detention for forgetting my homework.

by Bill Slime August 15, 2025

Shit-eye

Alternative way of saying butthole, butt-eye; vulgar term for anus originated from Cantonese

1) I ate super spicy food yesterday, and my shit-eye still hurts from many toilet visits!

2) John: I have a diarrhea from food poisoning.

Doe: Oh my God, is your shit-eye okay?

by alternativelogic July 21, 2021