MERK shit

When nobody can kill to you so you destroy them in every way possible. When referred to the game tribal wars 2; noob demolition.

I’m bout to merk shit.

by The real slim shady 1234567 January 19, 2018

No shit Sherlock

when someone states or makes a statement about something that is obvious

''Look that bird is flying'' ''No shit sherlock because birds dont fly .

by aesthetic-as-hell January 19, 2021

Shit & Run

When you shit on something near and dear to the heart of one of your enemies (such as their lawn, their porch, their kid (which is fucked up), their car… you get the point) and then run away before the cops tie you down and get a spinky sample in order to get your DNA for testing and figure out why you’re such a fucked up human being. Happens more often than one would expect.

Anthony Jizzo: Yo Miguel, how’s the baseball season going?

Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.

Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.

Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.

by Stoney69 August 18, 2022

Shit Dungeon

where and the boys go to release our built up shit, also an excellent spot to get pink eye

Person 1: yo i gotta shit real bad
Person 2: the toilets are occupied though
Person 1: fuck yes off to the shit dungeon we go
Person 2: yesssssss

by gamner sex June 13, 2019

Shit donkey bitch

A bitch who goes up and down sidewalks licking shit up and taking it off of her tongue, shoves it up her ass shits it out and eats it up

OH SHIT THERE GOES A SHIT DONKEY BITCH

by Cunt licking shit fuck September 17, 2017

explosive shit

a really big amount of shit coming out of your anus, so big that it burns.

I'm about to take a explosive shit after eating Chipotle.

by Ayo pause?? April 29, 2023

Ring burner shit

A liquid shit that after shitting feels like a spent rocket

Just had a ring burner shit in the Taco Bell bathroom

by anonymous January 13, 2022