Shit the bed

To get out of bed very early on a day where you would normally sleep in.

"You're up early! Did you shit the bed?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 7, 2022

piece of shit

When talking about the male audience this word is often used. This word is used more men who treat women like objects or like a game of chess.

He is a piece of shit!

by yourbirthcontrol November 9, 2022

Can't have shit in

Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).

It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.

Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit

by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022

SHIT

S.H.I.T.
Stupidly Hell-Intensive Turds.
Acronym.

Oh, look: my dog just took a shit!

Oh, yea, they do that.

by KiaIsMe November 10, 2022

bastard shit

An unexpected and unwanted defecation

Sorry I am late. Went to take a leak just before the meeting and had to deal with a bastard shit.

by Nolan Swipples November 11, 2022

Shit Topper

the act of having a wank during or after a shit and jizzing in the bowl of the toilet on top of the shit you've just done.

"Just did a shit topper, sorted me right out"

by Bdubs9191 November 13, 2022

My shit is out

Something you say when your shit is out

dude 1: alright so you want to impress that girl from your school ?

dude 2 yes don't worry my shit is out, she's gonna be impressed and will date me!

by Dickhead Industry November 16, 2022