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Wind dick

The term used when you get wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car
I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick last time he went to the beach
by Dick pickle May 26, 2018
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dick flashlight

These exist. The only dick that will light up your life.
Bob: Hey Dude you got any batteries?
Scott: Yea why?
Bob: my dick flashlight ran out
by MiniSausage + BigSausage May 26, 2018
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plush dick

when youve had so much sex that ur dick is swelling. same thing with fapping.
i got plush dick cuz i took multiple pics of mom taking a shit with a camera i taped onto the ceiling. and fapped to that too much! im suprised she didnt notice it. gonna have to edit the part out of my dad jacking off.
by nobody else here May 27, 2018
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dick

you'r dick is small
by ace the maker May 27, 2018
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National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day fall on April 20th

Males may have their dicks sucked multiple times in one day Females may suck as many dicks as wished and CANT be judged on this day only .
Carlos: hey Sam ,I’m with my boys, want to suck our cocks?
Sam: i wish I could but I don’t want to be called a hoe .
Carlos : it’s National Suck Dick Day

Sam: oh yeah I forgot , I will be there soon .
by Helll yeahhh May 28, 2018
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skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle

When a wizard (harry) turns ur dick into a noodle, this is what he'll say.
"sKiDaDle sKIdoODle uR dICk iS noW a nOoDLe" ~Harry

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle
by Cheesy Mein April 19, 2018
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Dick Lesbian

For the sexually, open and advanced female. This term would describe a women who is not bi. or bi curious or anything related to a one on one relationship with a female. But A woman who is turned on by how well a male pleases another woman.

For Couples, the partner is simply turned on by watching her man as he fucks another woman. She may or may not join.

For Single ladies, same scenario, although, the single female is initially interested in the male but as a Couple they are more attractive and would be open to joining them: but has no intention on just participating with the female solo. not even to let the male watch. The couples interaction together is as much of a turn on.
WIFE/GF - Dam babe you see that sexy female, I bet you would tare her up. I would love to see you work her over first, then maybe together. I'm a Dick lesbian tonight.

Single Female - I wouldnt mind Ietting craig cum on my face, and his wife looks like she can take his dick like a champ, she is really in love with him, i bet they look good fucking. I would love to help him make her scream. I'm not bi but I wonder if being dick lesbian is cool with them.
by Gena Lee May 28, 2018
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