Dick

The dick smells like bad weed

If you don’t wash your dick it won’t grow

by Mr.stinkydick September 12, 2021

Chalk yo dick

To scrape someone's penis on concrete in broad daylight.

"You know what? I'm gonna Chalk yo dick bruh." "bro got chalk dick yo." "Bro got Chalk in his dick!"

by 444 Meatball Time April 1, 2024

Ken's dick

An insult you only say to people you hate the most.

You're such a ken's dick

by yumyum2 May 19, 2021

dick crystal

A.K.A. Wade Gordon. A real dick if you ask me.

“Fuck you Dick Crystal!!!!!!”

by NattyDee August 30, 2019

dick picking

Dick picking is the action of playing guitar (picking) with your penis. It can also be referred to as “dong picking” and is not to be confused with dick pics.

hey bro did you go to maroon 69’s last concert?

yeah man i did the dick picking was insane

by paremi02 November 2, 2021

dick money

Money that is ascertained through any situation that involved the use of a man's penis.

bro 1: yo, it's fall break, you comin' out tonight?
bro 2: nah man, I'm hella broke.
bro 1: prostitution appears to be the quickest solution, sir. You have 5 hours to be at the bar. Go!
bro 2: 'Bout to get that dick money!

by hoffmaja October 11, 2011

Dick shaming

Is when a woman shames a genetically inferior beta, for his small penis.

Dick shaming is when a women say to you: "Your penis is so small, get out."

by BlackpilledGod September 5, 2019