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dirty armadillo

When you finish unprotected anal sex and then the receiver performs oral sex directly after withdrawing from the rectum.
Man, I can’t believe Karen gave me a dirty armadillo after I fucked the shit out of her ass!
by Turkey monkey mama August 9, 2022
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Dirty Smack

Dirty Smack is the term for a Dom and a person that loves brats. They are also a brat tamer. Brats should listen to Smack and do what they are told.
Random guy: I want to be a Dirty Smack so I can make sure my brat drinks her water.
by Brat R Us October 31, 2020
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Dirty Gaus

Trying to make a PB&J sandwich via shoving peanut butter and jelly up your partners anus and then fisting them repeatedly.
Nothing makes me happier than giving my boyfriend a Dirty Gaus.
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Dirty kid

Dirty Kid are kids that stink, on drugs and come the school wasted, don’t take showers, fuck everyone that can, are gay, thay tuck their blue jeans in there cow boy boots, that always have a full can a Copenhagen in, drives a old shitty ass Jeep that smells worse than them, that fuck in every room at the school, the kill their parents to buy more drugs, buys all their clothes at dollar general, buys clothes that don’t fit, dyes their hair 76 difficult colors, cuts their wrists, don’t like human interaction unless fucking, 99.9999999% are the cause of school shootings.
by CoxCocks May 16, 2018
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dirty suit

When a business person in attire has sex with a coworker with only their pants down during business hours and everyone knows it happened
Our boss carter has a dirty suit every Friday with the janitor Taylor

Dude look at those dirty suits of accountant Koral and Nikki
by Onlyme4you April 26, 2020
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Dirty Suck

When a males testicles have basically sauna baked in humid summer weather and a male or female deep inhales and proceeds to suck the penis while a very distinct aroma lingers near while the left middle finger slowly breaches the threshold to the beat of the Free Bird solo.
After my mid day badminton sesh, I trembled with anticipation pondering the near pleasure of the mysterious Clarissa giving me a dirty suck.
by Evulelmo April 5, 2024
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Dirty Roark

The name of a girl who Is heartless. She refuses to show any type of love back and only expects sex from you.
“Man I have a huge crush on her but she’s acting like such a dirty roark”
by Realboi April 13, 2020
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