National fuck your best friend day

September 22nd is now national fuck your best friend day You can go up to a friend and ask do they wanna fuck or something

National fuck your best friend day means you are able to fuck your bestie for the whole day of september 22 aka a whole 24hrs

by mha characters are hot September 15, 2021

your mom

the universe is ever expanding and yet its still smaller than your mom by a large margin

a joke you use is called your mom

by the dry water September 15, 2021

KISS YOUR GIRL THURSDAY

EVERY THURSDAYS IS KISS YOUR GIRL THURSDAY SO GUYS DONT BE A PU**Y

GIRL: WHAT DO YOU WANT
BOY: A KISS 😘

GIRL: WHY
BOY: BC TODAY IS KISS YOUR GIRL THURSDAY
BOTH: 😘 😘

by HEY 😈 September 15, 2021

your mom

your moms cute <3

you mum gay for me she suck my 99 inch cock and said it was not worth it. She is so gay she only likes short dudes named aiham. Aiham is so cute and short. your mom starts drooling when she thinks abt me infact the only thing she think abt is “aiham”

by aiham hi hoe September 15, 2021

Your mom

Your mom is a joke used to bully or displease who’s targeted and be a bit sad or a response to questions

Person A: Yo how’s your day goin?
Person B: Your mom 🤠✌️

by Ashe~! September 16, 2021

shaving your guac

1. Maintenance conducted to the genital area of operation
2. Personal hygiene of any body area that one doesn’t want another individually to identify, i.e. arm pits, mustache, taint, etc.

Just shaving your guac will make the night go smooth!

by BLB@rodeos September 17, 2021

National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School Day

On National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School day you will bring any Pokémon item to school!

Teacher: Hey! Why do you have your-uhm- uh- THINGY!(Pokémon item )
Y/n: its National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School Day! Check yo urban dictionary 🙄🤚

by ¿DiorMia? September 17, 2021