bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.

Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.

by jammyquindle May 08, 2016

weaving your own yoghurt

The art of female masturbation.

Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.

"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"

by Erica Cantona October 05, 2013

smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley

You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce

by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024

Ik your botting.

Ik your botting.

Ik your botting.

by Niiiiiiggggggeeeeeeerrrrrrr October 10, 2020

Your my Devin to your Leslie

A deep passion between two lovers that cannot put into words the amount of love they have for each other. The need to be with one another and when they are they never want to let go, they cling to one another they are a true love story, one not made up of imagination but of moments created in reality.

Her: I love you so much
Him: how much my darling?
Her: my love, your my devin to your Leslie

by Teen_in_love January 09, 2022

Your not shit.com

This basically means your not shit. You think ur all this but ur not.

Lilly: did u see what Abbie posted on Instagram

Mia: ever since she got a boyfriend she thinks she’s so cool
Lilly: well she is not

Mia: I wanna go up to her and say “your not shit.com”

by Cvvdbnf January 04, 2019

Use your brian

Telling someone to use their brain, in a comedic way.

Person 1: What is the answer
Person 2: Use your brian lah

by CapTouhou November 05, 2021