Ass clown

When a guy draws a clown on his ass and tells his girlfriend to hump it.

Guy, " hey you wanna hump my ass clown?"
Girl, " sure hot shit!!"

by Charlietheunicorn500 August 11, 2015

Ass fishing

The act of admiring the ass of passers by .

Also what men pretend not to be doing when walking past attractive women in short dresses/skirts or tight fitting pants/shorts

'Bob, i hope you ain't ass fishing again ! '

'No Vera, i was justa lookin in that window at the pretty er , display '

by Biscuitwizard August 12, 2015

Ass Clown

A jerk of a politician who constantly spams you with e-mail begging for money even though he is worth 93 million dollars. A politician who divorces his wife and then refuses to support her and his children even though he is worth 93 million dollars.

Alan Grayson is an ass clown.

by GrooviGirl August 27, 2015

ass face

when your face looks like an ass

boy if you dont get yo ass face

by gj4realz September 9, 2015

Strum-ass

That one guy who always whips out his guitar at a party

That guy with the guitar over there is such a strum-ass

by Bud Sampson September 12, 2015

plug my ass with hate

When an experience, usually in a video game, frustrates you into an inner rage that you can do little or nothing about.

I have to play online for this achievement? I'll probably have to deal with guys who cheat and spam moves just for a win, but I guess it's worth it to plug my ass with hate for another point on my Gamerscore. ass hate video game plug

by wallbie September 24, 2015

bullet ass

Tight, firm, and well-packed ass;

2. Kept in trim shape; neat and tidy;

3. a: kept in proper order or condition; b (1) : marked by an economy of structure not (2) : loose or flabby.

That Biore has a serious bullet ass

by Bullet Ass October 13, 2015