Found your moon

Found you moon, or you found your moon refers to the celing price someone is managing to hold their Bitcoin to, Bitcoin goes to the moon is a saying for the enormous upturn Bitcoin does for long periods of times. It can be hard to not take profits. For some it comes day where they have found there moon and sell.

I just sold my Bitcoin
I guess you found your moon! Congrats

by WTango January 4, 2021

make your own candle shop

One finds a lit candle burns their fingernail clippings then sells them in their front yard. this was outlawed in 1989 so dont do it! also theres a version where you burn your crap.

Jungkook: ima make my own candle shop!
Jin: as the hyung i will not allow you to get into any illegal shananagans like make your own candle shop

by #bts_army_purple January 5, 2021

your mom

when a guy is too lazy to come up with a jokey response to a question

Friend: Hey man did you pass the test?
You: I passed your mom

by your mom is in January 5, 2021

your mom

something big as fuck

your mom is so big its needs a whole building to sleep

by the falafel man January 6, 2021

I am your mother

faggot

your father: "I am your mother"
you: "faggot"

by UwuUWUWUWUuwwuU January 9, 2021

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

push in your balls

1. To fuck or have sex.
2. To play with your fun parts.
3. To load a Nerf RIVAL blaster.

1. To fuck or have sex.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GF!?"
"I'm just pushing in my balls. It may anger you, but I like fucking people."
2. To play with your fun parts.
"What the hell is going on here?"
"It's just me pushing in my balls. Y'know, playing with my fun parts?"
3. To load a Nerf RIVAL blaster.
"Crud, I've ran out of ammo! I need to push in my balls!"
"Push in your balls? What do you mean? Is this some innuendo?"
"No, I just need to reload my Nerf RIVAL blaster."

by MG masterov January 9, 2021