King's shitting

the case when you were on the toilet and you don't even have to wipe yourself off

"Hey Dave i had a King's shitting right now."
"Wtf?! To much information man!"

by piano_sucker May 3, 2022

Chicken shit

Someone who waits until someone has been dead for decades to laugh at something they did while they were alive.

The guy's wife was calling herself chicken shit by saying something he did was scary while he was alive, but funny years after he died. She tried to make him look like the Debo (from Friday) of Rock and Roll and ended up revealing how chicken shit she was.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Shit Streak

Everything going to shit.

"I had such a shit streak yesterday, nothing I did went right."

by durndale dingles December 22, 2015

Shit

You

You are a fucking shit you creep why did you search up shit fuck you you bitch THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR SEARCHING UP SHIT!

by None_of_your_business1 September 12, 2023

shit beater car

A car that barely runs, a car your mom saved for you that she drove 30 years ago. Essentially a car you get into knowing you might not get out of it.

Barry: “We can take my car guys.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”

by your neighbor September 20, 2022

Wax Shit

When you take a shit and after you wipe the paper remains clean.

I took my first shit in my new house and it was a clean wipe! Friend: A Wax Shit that is awesome, it means good luck

by Uncletoad May 21, 2024

shit

something that is really cool.

shit is a noun.

holy shit man! where did you get that?

by addake December 1, 2018