Shit Valley

An erratic, controlled descent into an unfortunate situation or some event of extreme peril. The person or person(s) who delve into Shit Valley know they've fucked up and there's little chance to revert their fortunes in the near future. Stuck between a rock and a hard place, the person or person(s) in question will forever blame themselves for their ignorant decision to do what led them to the shit valley. Rarely do unfortunate souls ever escape.

Rocco: Ever since I purposefully took that molly and went on a tear on the freeway, hitting that cop car, my life has turned into nothing but a shit valley. I'm now facing a year in prison and my relationships and career are on the line.

by TheGayAccount November 20, 2022

Oh shit

Probably one of the most commonly used phrases after hurting your self or realizing something shitty happened. Sometimes you just say oh shit just to piss off your friends.

Person 1: “OH SHIT”
Person 2: “What why you swearing
Person 1: “ I don’t know I just felt like it

Person 2: “Die”

Person 1: “ OH SHIT”
Person 2 “ What happened you good?”
Person 1 “NO I JUST STUBBED MY TOE THAT SHIT HURTS”

by ThatMoronInTheBack November 21, 2022

Shit sister

I have a shit sister, means to have a sister that's like a stranger to you.

Me: I have a Shit sister
Friend: oh damn want a new one??

by Nellie45 November 22, 2022

Shit Wilson

slapping somebody while holding a pile of shit in your slap hand

My girlfriend wanted to try something dirty so I gave her a Shit Wilson. She broke up with me.

by EDog73 November 23, 2022

Fourth of July this shit

When someone is saying they will light a place up with their gun.

“If you don’t get the fuck off my property I will Fourth of July this shit right now”

by GiggaNigga99 November 26, 2022

ascent is shit

I've played on Ascent 7 games in a row, now my brain's functionality is damaged

NO, THE WORST MAP IN VALORANT IS ASCENT, IT'S A SHITTY, UNBALANCED MAP! ascent is shit.

by MrQuantumOFF November 28, 2022

Shit-Jerker

A Shit-Jerker is when you have to take a poop and you sit on the toilet and hold it in while you jerk your cock hard, and then right when you are about to cum you squeeze your ass muscles like fresh lemonade and you expel a Giant turd boat out your ass canal while a milky stream of shimmering white cum flies out your dickhole.

Yo did you hear that Tommy got fired yesterday, I guess the boss caught him taking a shit-jerker

by KodakAttack November 28, 2022