eatin shit

When you're being clumsy or just fall down multiple times.

*rollerskating*
Girl: hey I got the hang of this

Boy: haha same here! * falls down*
Girl: haha you fell!
Boy: so what * falls down again* UGH! Stupid skates suck!
Girl: nah fam you just love eatin shit! Haha
Boy: haha sooo funny * falls again*
Girl: haha dumbass
Boy: stfu

by dem homie's December 16, 2015

Shit Shot

Any online image where the quality of that image is just awful. Amateur hour.

That image he downloaded is a complete Shit Shot. You can barely see it , it's so bad.

by Jason GG Ivanchuk October 10, 2016

shitting taco bell style

The act of farting while taking a shit that sounds like a running lawn mower

"Do you hear that in the bathroom over there? Someone is shitting Taco Bell style."

by Fucking moron October 17, 2017

shit

Shit!

That moment when you realize you had homework

Teacher: "Now, handle me your homework"
You:"Oh SHIT"

by xxD27 December 10, 2021

Shit Spit

When you have one long, continuous turd that you're trying to shit out but it never stops coming out. Alternatively, the term can also mean sudden bursts of diarrhea.

Person 1: Hey man, come over and listen to Despacito with me
Person 2: Sorry, I have the shit spits again

by Moist Doritos July 24, 2018

Shit Fucking Holy

When something already is, or is becoming, so much better than imagined, then it be gettin fuckin holy

Guy With Donuts: “Guys, it’s Friday!”
His Bro: “Finally, shit fucking holy!”

by FrankieFox0714 March 8, 2019

You're full of shit, Emma

That's why no one care when you say it. The things you say don't carry as much weight when YOU say them because...

Hym "You're full of shit, Emma. Literally everything is racism to you so when cry racism it doesn't carry any weight. You radically over-represent the degree to which things are things, on LITERALLY every topic. So, yeah, people can see that. People can see you being full of shit... And it makes you untrustworthy. So, I have to lend credence to the shit you say... Because I am BETTER AND SMARTER THAN YOU AND THE RETARDS YOU FUCK. You're dumb. I'm brilliant. And settler colonialism is just RACISM Emma! EVERYTHING IS RACISM TO YOU! No! THE JEWS SAY IT THE CULTURE! THEIR CULTURE IS THE RELIGION! SO IT'S NOT THE THING YOU SAID... IT'S THE THING I SAID!"

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024