When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.
by Square head April 30, 2012
Get the cracks my shorts mug.Claus von Shnitzlenazi: Wilhelm, we need to come back to the kitchen, quit scrapping your kraut!
Wilhelm Gouttenburg: Gimme a sec Claus! I need to scrap my kraut to these naked pictures of your sister, Hilda!
Wilhelm Gouttenburg: Gimme a sec Claus! I need to scrap my kraut to these naked pictures of your sister, Hilda!
by shazzzzzam August 13, 2012
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Get the massage my face mug.guy one: daawg im soooo syced for kevins party this weekend!
guy two: breh, no one told you? Kevin got the flu.
guy one: blowwwn! You always Slice my syce brehhh!!!!
guy two: breh, no one told you? Kevin got the flu.
guy one: blowwwn! You always Slice my syce brehhh!!!!
by classyblunt February 21, 2011
Get the Slice my syce mug.Phrase used when someone shoots you down or causes slight disappointment. Used sarcastically, or to break tension.
Joe: Yo man, where's the last slice?
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?
Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?
Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.
by conja! March 11, 2011
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