cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.

"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".

by Square head April 30, 2012

Scrap my Kraut

German colloquial term for rubbing one out AKA whacking it.

Claus von Shnitzlenazi: Wilhelm, we need to come back to the kitchen, quit scrapping your kraut!
Wilhelm Gouttenburg: Gimme a sec Claus! I need to scrap my kraut to these naked pictures of your sister, Hilda!

by shazzzzzam August 13, 2012

no cheese off my sandals

when you are annoyed with someone and you really dont care

guy 1: ...at least my life is worth something
guy 2: whatever bro, no cheese off my sandals

by JTR4EVA December 2, 2011

peel my lemon

To make someone feel bad, small, insecure, or naked. To hurt your feelings.

Dont make me your lemons are to fragile.
No, Im sorry dont i didnt mean it, dont peel my lemon.

by Trizzequkeul December 31, 2011

massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.

"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"

by massage therapist December 31, 2011

Slice my syce

to kill someones excitement, killjoy, buzzkill, to inform someone of bad news

guy one: daawg im soooo syced for kevins party this weekend!
guy two: breh, no one told you? Kevin got the flu.
guy one: blowwwn! You always Slice my syce brehhh!!!!

by classyblunt February 21, 2011

Shit on my heart

Phrase used when someone shoots you down or causes slight disappointment. Used sarcastically, or to break tension.

Joe: Yo man, where's the last slice?
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?

Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.

by conja! March 11, 2011