Power Shit

A simple procedure to maximize shit velocity and efficiency.

Steps:
1. Clench (Anus)
2. Tense (Abdominal Muscles)
3. Push (Whilst Tensing and Clenching)
4. Release Force (Continually pushing though the entire process)

Oliver Weeding took the nastiest power shit the other day

by Shit Police February 5, 2020

Shit Parfait

when life just keeps giving you more and more shit, piled on top of each other.

When you have to give a eulogy for the passing of your loved one the following day, and you drop a dumbbell weight on your toe and shatter it having to go to the hospital and need surgury. THAT's a shit parfait.

by Lifeismiserable72 January 11, 2021

shit

shit is an acronym for super hilarious and impressive thing

Haha! Oh, shit. That was the shit!

by cacafacehehe December 11, 2020

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bs

a) the most pro weed ad I've ever seen

b) said whenever you want someone to focus on the positive aspects of their existence and reject the negative aspects of said existence.

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bs can be applied to being only around positive people and staying away from toxic people and their bs

by Sexydimma August 5, 2024

shit

The state of having a channel as bad as Morgz, Jake Paul and ImJayStation

Durv is not included in the shit list.

EliSoCray is included tho.

A) Look at this guy! He's so funny.
B) is his name morgan?
A) yes
B) is he british?
A) yes
B) does he have a cringe mom
A) ???
B) does his mom have a channel?
A) yes
B) ok that's SHIT

by gr0ndz. March 21, 2020

stick in shit

1) To use on First Person Shooter. As a command.
2) To say SHUT UP!

Example 1:

Commander : Stick in shit team...
Member : Roger that

Example 2:

A boy playing game but disturbed by his mom.

Mom : Son,stop playing the game. You have play for 12 hours non-stop!

Son : Stick in shit mom!!! I am focus right now

by Phoenix The Knight Rebels December 21, 2009

Mongolian Shit Funnel

A disgusting act of freezing a funnel to someone’s lips and then shitting into it.

feeling freaky babe? Lets do that Mongolian Shit Funnel I have been hearing about.

by Joseph Porkinsins June 17, 2025