your mom

your mom is fat btw.

your mom is a really cool word beacause it has been used by Abraham lincon himself

your mom likes cock
your mom is fat
when your mom walks in the room all breaks

by daddyuuu March 9, 2021

Give a girl your hoodie day

On the 11 of March u need to give a girl that you know your hoddie. It doesn’t need to be your gf.

“Hey here’s my hoodie because its the 11 of March which is give a girl your hoodie day”
“Thanks so much”

by NoBoDy’S gOnNa KnOw March 10, 2021

Your dutch

Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless.

Your dutch for making such foolish mistakes.

by Redbeard guy March 11, 2021

Your boat don't float

Something that has weighed it down... Not on surface but below or underneath the surface... An anchor may cause a boat not to float... Therefore it it stuck..

Your boat don't float if you don't have any ambitions

by anonymous March 11, 2021

user was baned from your channel

when you join a discord channel a mod comes and has 17 different mental breakdowns in the spanned of a second then will have you baned for a funny reason like No MeMeS iN gEnErAl while i am thinking ok how about in @everyone then get baned again and again

computer:user has joined your channel
computer:user was baned from your channel

me:umm im out of times i can set my clock to

by 100% a real human March 12, 2021

its hard to hide, when your wide

when your thicc you cant play hide and seek easily.

A quote from Anthony P, 2021

jim: i cant find a good hiding spot
jimbo: its hard to hide, when your wide!

by nolifejim March 16, 2021

toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021