Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you

Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022

Coffee Tar Shit

When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee

I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"

by anonymous April 26, 2022

shit-yakker

when you're shitting and get the sensation that you're gonna throw up

"bro i was having a bathroom emergency and I almost shit-yakked"
"I heard alexa shit-yakked all over the place when she had food poisoning"
she's a shit-yakker

by shityakker April 26, 2022

the shitest shit cunt

His name is Paul 😂

That Paul is the shitest shit cunt 😂

by The shit cunt April 27, 2022

shitting gummy bears

Being a victim of an unfortunate situation that you haven’t foreseen. Being taken by surprise.

Oh my god, I’m shitting gummy bears, my computer just stopped working as I was doing a livestream for 300 people…

by 5m4r7y April 28, 2022

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

Donkey shit

The worst person on earth he’s evil twisted and Demonic etc he is your average species of fatherus missingus he is a stupid lgbtq that needs stopped

Bro stop being a donkey shit

Cut that shit out you fucking donkeyshit

by Alabama slave April 29, 2022