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liquid poop

The poop that comes out of a person's butt when that person has diarrhea.
John had diarrhea today. Liquid poop kept coming out of his butt.
by funny fellas January 16, 2014
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poop tash

to wipe the remains of a ridiculously wet fart under an unsuspecting victims nose
she had a face like an arse so i poop tashed the silly split arse
by wobs January 15, 2008
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Poop shooter

When a man ejaculates in a woman's anus and then she bends over and squirts it's out.
Zack and Jenny did the poop shooter last night, and Zack said jenny squirted ten feet.
by Everythingzen March 18, 2015
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Submarine Poop

Submarine poop. A submarine poop is when one starts to release a poop so long that the end of said poop comes in contact with the water within the toilet bowl before detaching. Once the poop is at it's full length and detaches, the poop slips quickly and quietly into the depths of the toilet bowl; without leaving a trace of its existence. Much like the act of a submarine submerging.
When I finally arrived at home after the four hour drive I took my seat on the throne of relief and began my pilgrimage to happiness. I sat in satisfaction as I felt the poop coming out. I was alarmed at the fact that the poop was coming out, but there was no splash. I looked down into the toilet to see what was going on when I realized there was only one large poop still retreating from my body. The end of the poop entered the water... This submarine was clear to submerge. Detach! The submarine poop briskly dove into the toilet hole. Quite the spectacle.
by JimmyJayT June 17, 2017
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Poop egg

When a bird or other animal that can lay eggs poops a big poop it's a poop egg
Person 1: HOLY SHIT MY BIRD LAYED A POOP EGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
by Kitty W/ Knives November 11, 2018
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Poop Teeth

The nasty sick feeling and taste in your mouth after a night of drinking that won't go way no matter how many times you brush your teeth.
Damn Jayla i have brushed my like 5 times and i still have the rankest poop teeth.
by V4GIN4 August 22, 2008
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zombie poop

When a girl is on her period, the color of the poop is green but there's also blood coming out her cooch at the same time so it's like a zombie because of the color and the blood.
Tonya "Girll are you on your period?"
Loni "Well I guess I am because I just had the most painful zombie poop"
Tonya "I hate those"
by urwatermelonlovinkneegrow December 10, 2022
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