boner snot

semen, jizz, ejaculate, cum, pre-cum
I got off in her vag and she quiffed boner snot all over the wall.
by SIoshie June 22, 2011
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pressure boner

a boner in which is forced upon by extreme attraction
dude, i didnt want to do anything with her but she was so hot that i got a pressure boner
by Jakoberr August 10, 2011
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bestfriend boner

The result when you and your best friend do something immensely awesome and defining of a best friendship together. Also the result of recollecting or reminiscing of how awesome you and your best friend are.
1. "Dude, I just heard Man In The Box on the radio and got a bestfriend boner remembering that time we sang it together in Poli Sci."

2. Tim and Justin will forever remember the night they got bestfriend boners, after catching the house on fire at a party.
by Daniel Caldwell November 09, 2013
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dumb boner

Max is such a dumb boner
by Dum bone-er May 12, 2016
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Girl Boner

Ellie: OMG! is that Caidie?!
Amy: It certainly is, isn’t she well clapped.
Ellie: No! Not at all, she just gave me the biggest girl boner!
by ripwrn May 10, 2022
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Boner-Brain

When ones intelligence level decreases as blood flow levels lower in brain to accommodate the needed increased flow to the penis during a erection.
I can't do math right now, I totally have boner-brain.
by JDiddy2Pretty September 27, 2015
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Boner brain

when one has the inability to speak or function because all of the blood has rushed out of their head to their boner. generally makes the affected person very stupid for the duration of the boner. mainly occurs to men with large schlongs.
"she told me i could touche her boobs and i wigged out, i think i said 'i don't need to.' I NEEDED TO."

"Total boner brain dude, ouch."
by twiceonsundays June 03, 2011
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