willy bruises

Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat

Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!

by Dwreck November 14, 2018

Screamin' Willie Walters

God's ultimate test of mankind's patience.

If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.

"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"

by Planet Ocean November 19, 2018

Willy Dango

Something that embodies everything that is on trend with the cranberry lifestyle

Buddy was really off da Willy Dango tonight skoony

by Bmb Bino November 28, 2018

Willy

A willy is a good guy that always smells or makes things smell but is very athletic despite his small structure, he will fall in love with you if you show a lot of interests in him and only him because he can a very selfish person

He is such a willy!

by ilililililili-__- July 11, 2017

Willis

Willis is a small town in texas just north of Conroe. Where teenagers pretend to be country/ rednecks. Where all the hoes go to willis high school. The main attraction is super krogers. Walnut cove

Him: I'm from willis, Texas

Her: Where?
Him: don't worry about it

by Torpedo July 26, 2017

Wandering Willie

Accidentally mouth fucked by guy who's banging the girl your eating.

She was eating Amy good till his dick came out and well...she got a wandering willie. From where I was standing she sure seemed to like it though!!

by BigD4fun July 30, 2017

Free Willy

A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.

As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).

by QuacksO July 29, 2017