willy bruises

Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat

Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!

by Dwreck November 14, 2018

Screamin' Willie Walters

God's ultimate test of mankind's patience.

If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.

"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"

by Planet Ocean November 19, 2018

Willy Dango

Something that embodies everything that is on trend with the cranberry lifestyle

Buddy was really off da Willy Dango tonight skoony

by Bmb Bino November 28, 2018

Willy wo

It is when a foopa dancing

O bitch Willy woo

by Yeehahahaha October 26, 2018

willis

A drugged ass motherfucker that doesn't know how to take no for an answer. He normally is a redneck and loves to hit up dem girls. he typically has long ass hair and is always tryna put it up like the redneck he is. Although on the inside he can be really sweet nice and protective when it comes to people he cares about. you'd be happy to have a friend named Willis.

Boi come over here WILLIS

by letssgooooooooooo November 1, 2018

willy

i small tubular body part often said as a dick or a penis or exc.

you have a fat willy

by imoji November 6, 2018

Isaiah Willie

A rare mix of Caribbean and Indian. He is the best person you'll meet (ever). When a girl sees him on the streets they get wet straight away. He also turns straight guys gay in a second of viewing his godly appearance . He's funny , sexy, hot ,super hot , i mean SUPER HOTTTT like when you see him you want to rape him . He is also fun to be around and the funniest guy you'll meet. If you meet this godly man you'll throw all your money at him and kill your self because you'll never be anything like him. If I met his i,ll take a pic of him and finger myself 100,00,00,00,000 times a day over him then kill myself because my life cant get any better.

I wish I was Isaiah Willie.
Why cant i be Isaiah Willie.
Hello god my name is "Enri" can you please make me become as cool as Isaiah Willie.

by poopoohead12 November 11, 2018