The act of causing agonising friction burns to the hand or genitais due to extended or prolonged acts of masturbation ,deliberately
I am suffering today I tell you my penis is raw, I masturbated 3 times for over 2 hours, suffering from serious wank arson now
by chriskel November 4, 2015
Get the wank arsonmug. mother fucker who is the ultimate arsehole, and no matter how hard he/she trys evrybody will hate. i.e.
by Shane B January 13, 2004
Get the wank spannermug. When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.
Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!
by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019
Get the Wank My Schmeatmug. by foshizzle9 October 22, 2009
Get the Better Than A Wankmug. When a male masturbates so excessively in a limited timeframe that no more ejaculate is produced upon completion of any subsequent masturbatory sessions until the reserves are replenished.
Mate, we both know what you're going to do with your day off. You're going to sit there, put private browsing on on your computer, and wank yourself dry
by MassivefuckingLAD June 28, 2011
Get the Wank yourself drymug. As appose to working from home.
Seth enjoyed working from home, although, he prefered to call it wanking from home because he could thump the one eyed purple headed bishop to his hearts content.
by Colin Willett January 7, 2008
Get the wanking from homemug. Founded in San Diego in the early 90's, this truly is the 'Good Morning Vietnam!' of wanks. When one seeks to relieve one's self by striping bollock naked at a full length hotel window and masturbating aggressively, allowing the whole world to see your unrelenting cum face. The individual must place their right hand flat against the window, with back arched in the most perverse way without comprising the ability to apply sufficient vinegar strokes. On ejaculation, the participant must uncontrollably spray their manhood all over the transparent pane for the welcoming world to see.
Fuck me Eric, I just walked in on Hugh Jackman throwing out a San Diego Wank! You should av seen the look in his eyes - he looked like he wanted to Wolverine someone!
No pussy tonight lads - I'm gonna fire back to my room, bang the lights on, and have myself a killer San Diego Wank for old times sake. Snort some Richard, and then wank some more.
No pussy tonight lads - I'm gonna fire back to my room, bang the lights on, and have myself a killer San Diego Wank for old times sake. Snort some Richard, and then wank some more.
by Truckie Leighton July 8, 2010
Get the San Diego Wankmug.