vagina swallow

vaginal sex, (penis to vagina).

After a long wait Crystal finally got her wish, she "vagina swallow" Mikes love meat.

by Checkmate29641 February 26, 2017

Inverted Vagina

An extremely rare condition in which the vagina is upside down and somehow fused with the asshole.

"Watch out for her, I hear she's got an inverted vagina. My friend said she even pooped out his ass baby last year."

by Ali The Vagina Expert January 11, 2008

[Vagina Chest]

A slang term for the indented type sternum of a person. This indent clearly resembles a vagina

Man #1: Dude, check it out looks like Todd over there's got some indent in his chest. I've never seen that before, weird

Man #2: Back in Minnesota we'd call that a Vagina chest.

Man #1: You Betcha

by DigitalSaintTopherson October 27, 2008

Sandy Vagina

When your fucking a girl at the beach and you pull out real quick and dip it in the sand then stick right back in.

Oh we did the sandy vagina when we were at the shore.

by Im markers March 24, 2003

Vagina crab

A chick who shuns herself out doing nothing for like 5 days wrapped in blankets being bitchy. So basically once a month....

I called sarah but she was being a Vagina crab so she wouldn't talk to me.

by Anthony March 31, 2005

vagina shotty

when you are smoking a "L" you blow alot of smoke into a girls vagina and have her queef it back out int your face while you suck in the smoke.

yo, the other day i blew smoke into my girlfriends vagina and she queefed it back out to me and gave me a vagina shotty!

by clown mouth May 28, 2009

Vile Vagina

Its a really gross vagina.

Friend: yo i have the funniest story to tell you!
Me: lets hear it.
Friend: okay so i went to this girls apartment and the girl was banging hot; perky tits, real nice ass, cute face - she was banging and we were making out and i pulled down her pants so i could fuck her vag and there was a pooplog in her pussy!! oh it was the sickest thing i had ever seen oh man i threw up all over her vagina it was even more gross - it truely was a vile vagina :-)

by E? September 3, 2006