twat waffle

random word with no meaning my friends mom made:P

Candypants you're a darn twat waffle!
Man, Cake eater shut up you're the twat waffle!

by alvinguy June 1, 2010

dick 'n' twat

His and her's.

That's the home of Dick 'n' Twat.

by DougKlast June 9, 2009

twat munch

Verb; To eat oysters to lick clams. When performing vaginal karreoke with a ladies rude mouth piece. Also used as an insult for an obtuse oaf

I really look forward to seeing Isabelle so I can give a frivilous and mighty twat munch.

Darren you complete twat munch, I asked for the Hand Party hours ago!

by Ollie the Hind December 2, 2007

Taber-Twat

Anything that reaks like a Taber. Taber's come from the corn fields of Canada. They live in the villages ( sobrevillas ) of the corn fields. ie. andy, taber, art the fart sobrevilla

Question: damn homie, did you smell that Taber-Twat round here?

Answer: Yeah, it reaks like queef stench!

by numeroso August 6, 2007

Twat bottle rocket

When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.

I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.

by Im AG AF May 9, 2018

two wheeled twat

a butchy lesbian on a motorbike

that two wheeled twat almost had an uh-oh

by magicman123gone September 23, 2009

pussy twat thot

someone who is the absolute worst. This type of person really just grinds your gears and no one word is right so you have to use all three. Also can be used in list form. ex: your on my pussy twat thot list

mike is a pussy twat thot

by pussytwatthot February 8, 2020