when passers-by catch sight of a woman and a baby pram, their first reaction is to check the pram's contents to see for themselves how cute the baby is. Upon noticing that the baby is brown/mixed and the woman white (thus betraying their expectation that the baby/mother duo were alike), the observer's eyes are helplessly drawn towards the baby once more to readjust their perception that the white woman is a mudshark. This second look constitutes the shark check, confirming that the white woman has sharked it up.
Something felt off with that woman's toddler. I shark checked it and take it that its father is a citizen of a vibrant stock.
by Nubby Numbat October 7, 2018
Get the Shark checkmug. by Jacquesolantern March 4, 2022
Get the Shark Fucking Daymug. Taking an unnecessary risk to take an animal, only do hard time and end up a topic on mediocre morning radio.
by Chuck Diapers July 31, 2018
Get the stealing the sharkmug. A friendly shark is a shark that doesn't go out of their way to attack humans or only attack when provoked. Friendly sharks are very common as not all sharks are man eating scary creatures.
by Mmmplayz June 11, 2024
Get the friendly sharkmug. by Someone who watches u while u March 6, 2023
Get the sharkmug. by Mmmplayz June 1, 2024
Get the friendly sharksmug. by Bigfella74 July 5, 2023
Get the Baby sharkmug.