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Windows 11

Latest major release of the Windows operating system.

and when I say update, I meant its a update for New High end PCs instead

Also not recommended to upgrade if your computer has a AMD cpu
Windows 11 needs Trusted Platform Module 2.0 so it enhances security. this is available on most computers that are at least 3 years old
by Sebby294 November 21, 2021
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window shoplifting

when the arcane trickster uses mage hand on an item in the shop's window.
or
you can watch this video Window Shoplifting | Magic for Humans by Justin Willman it perfectly shows it.
Paladin: "Where did you get that?" pointing at the miscellaneous item in the rogue hand
Rogue: "I did a little widow shoplifting"
Paladin: "Don't you mean window shopping?"
Rogue: "Nope, window shoplifting."
by ein Baguette April 12, 2023
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Windows

"Hey james, windows sucks, use linux"
by hdsn jkdnasddasdasd June 10, 2023
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Windows XP

The worst piece of shit to exist it only works for two hours thats it then it crashes or doesn't load.
(randomguy27) YO MY WINDOWS XP JUST CRASH AND I CAN'T RESTART IT
(okok) Bro you've been using that computer for 5 years it is a useless piece of shit.
by RUNRUNRUNRUN March 11, 2021
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A male masturbating and ejaculating out of a window, preferably a second floor window.
"Me and Hunter was doin the president's window challenge when we realized that there was someone below the window".
by Mr. President's Gay May 8, 2016
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Windows 20XX

The version of Windows where Microsoft replaces the Windows Kernel is fully replaced by the Linux Kernel and Windows just becomes another Linux distribution with a fancy Windows skin. WINE and Powershell will also be integrated out of the box to try to convince people it is still Windows.
Person 1 "Wow can you believe Microsoft finally made Windows stable with Windows 20XX. I haven't had a blue screen in weeks!"
Person 2 "That's because you're using Linux."
Person 1 "What's Linux?"
Person 2 "BTW I use Arch."
by OurLordAndSaviorTHREE June 25, 2021
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window-williams

Term with dual meanings coined back in the early 1980's to describe "peeping toms"(1) and their objects of obsession (2). The term originated when a boy named Jon Williams became obsessed with spying on women who resided in beachside communities, and when a young sun goddess who realized she was the object of a "window-williams" began orchestrating "shows" for him which quickly led him to addiction, drove him crazy, and resulted in the boy's recurring stints in jail and rehabilitation centers. Hence, a female described as a "window-williams" is that rare female who men can become so addicted to that they lose their minds over her.

Several fictional books have been written about this true account of the original window-williams voyeur but with certain names, dates, and locations changed.
Definition 1-
"Don't talk to him, he's a window-williams. All he wants is to find out where you live so he can get his rocks off from spying on you."

Definition 2 (most commonly used)-
"Man, he dated a hot window-williams chic and hasn't been the same since."
by TurnThePage May 17, 2010
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