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Cocksucker shoes

neepads
When my man wants a blow job he tells me to get my cocksucker shoes, so my knees won't hurt
by Zack's mom April 18, 2024
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unicorn shoe horn

When a person straps a dildo to their head and shoves it up someone's ass.
She pissed him off and got the unicorn shoe horn.
by Theunicorner January 31, 2017
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shoe

people who use this word for no reason are stupid
Friend 1: OMG!! SHOE
Friend 2: stfu ur stupid
by IDontLikeShoes January 13, 2022
mugGet the shoemug.

Blue Suede Shoes

Something you ought to not step on. Who knows what Elvis will do to you.
Well it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, cat, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

You can knock me down, step on my face
Slander my name all over the place
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh honey, lay off of them shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

(Instrumental)

You can burn my house, steal my car
Drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh baby, stay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

(Instrumental)

Well, it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, go, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

Well it's blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes (Yeah!)

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes, baby

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 31, 2022
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shoe gay

Gay that leaves his shoes on during intercourse.
No! I’m a shoe gay! Keep them on.
by Jelvin R Tesfaye November 29, 2024
mugGet the shoe gaymug.

Shoes

Dogs eat shoes
by Shrek the Justin March 28, 2023
mugGet the Shoesmug.

elvish shoes

Dio Brando's shoes in Stardust Crusaders, the third part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Fanboys and fangirls love being stomped on by him and his magnificent elvish shoes while he WRYYYs.
-Fuck me up with your elvish shoes daddy DIO
by MUstarDmAn1867 May 21, 2020
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