A Football Nazi is someone who claims to be an American football fan but will only watch the NFL or a Power 5 conference. If you offer them any form of football from a different source, they will claim it isn't worth watching without giving it a chance.
John: "Hey Dave, you wanna watch the UFL?"
Dave: "Why would I waste my time watching the UFL? Those players are so garbage!!"
John: "Which players specifically?"
Dave: "IDK I never watched the UFL"
John: "So if I gave you the choice of having Zach Wilson or Alex Mcgough lead your offense, you would choose Zach Wilson?"
Dave: "100%"
John: "Dave I think you might be a Football Nazi"
Dave: "Why would I waste my time watching the UFL? Those players are so garbage!!"
John: "Which players specifically?"
Dave: "IDK I never watched the UFL"
John: "So if I gave you the choice of having Zach Wilson or Alex Mcgough lead your offense, you would choose Zach Wilson?"
Dave: "100%"
John: "Dave I think you might be a Football Nazi"
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virtue nazi: hating gays is evil, silencing women is wrong, women deserve more money, at least on equal footing to a mans, black lives matter, and that's why amber heard is innocent because johnny depp was trying to silence her and cover up abuse
me: you don't even have the story straight, are you amber or johnny? quit being such a virtue nazi
virtue nazi: omg i can't even be friends with you because you're supporting abuse and you hate women
me: ???????
me: you don't even have the story straight, are you amber or johnny? quit being such a virtue nazi
virtue nazi: omg i can't even be friends with you because you're supporting abuse and you hate women
me: ???????
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no matter if the person does not originate from the same country.
no matter if the person does not originate from the same country.
your really really dumb you know! you cant even use spelling correction wright!
good argument spelling nazie now shut up and go propose to a dictionary.
grown men are talking.
good argument spelling nazie now shut up and go propose to a dictionary.
grown men are talking.
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